The comedian recalls a train trip to Bruges where no one had a gun and no one got shot, and great fun was had by all
The first time I sat on a Eurostar train it didn't go anywhere. It wasn't because of any mechanical failure. It wasn't supposed to go anywhere.
I'm no actor but somehow that fact had been overlooked and I'd been cast in an episode of Absolutely Fabulous. The episode involved Edina, Patsy and Saffy et al travelling to Paris by train. My character was one of the et al, so my first day on the job involved sitting in a stationary train in a West London depot pretending I was travelling through the Channel tunnel.
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